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Member Posts: 1320 | So me and my mom are reading a newspaper type thing, and we came across embarrassing stories, and one of them made me laugh so hard. Here it is: A woman was going through a checkout with all her clearance items. As the clerk was ringing her up, there was no tag on one of the items. So over the intercom, the voice boomed out "Price check, aisle 13. Tampax Super Size." And apparently one of the people from the back misunderstood Tampax for Thumb tacks, and responds with "Do you want the ones you push in with your thumb, or the ones you pound in with a hammer?" (Sorry if it was crappy. I'm on my iPod. But night, everybody! Hope you enjoyed.....that. XD I literally just finally ceased laughing now.) | |
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Oh. Mah. God. XDD I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD. | |
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Member Posts: 1320 | OHEMGEE I KNOW!! There were three others, too. I could share them, too? | |
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Member Posts: 6845 |
BAHAHAHAHAHA | |
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YES. PLEASE SHARE. I need a good laugh. XD | |
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Member Posts: 1320 | I only can do one right now -||- So at a bank, a woman and her toddler daughter were waiting in line to get to the teller. The woman's daughter then began acting up. Frustrated as many dissapproving looks stared at the woman, she went and grabbed her daughter and turned her around. The woman told her that if she did not behave, she would be punished. To the woman's horror, the daughter gave the same threatning voice back at her saying "If you don't let me go, I'll tell Grandma I saw you licking Daddy's pee pee last night." And with pure embarrassment, the woman grabbed her child and walked out, only to hear an outburst of laughter as soon as she exited. | |
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Oh dear god. THAT WAS IN A NEWSPAPER? | |
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Member Posts: 1320 | It. It wasn't a newspaper. I don't know how to describe it. XD | |
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Member Posts: 1320 | Well I came here to say me and ma are doing back and forth opera singing on Shaving dogs, but then.....That is fucked up, dear Vitani. O.o xD | |
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(to the Phineas and Ferb picture) Oh, well. ...Let's hide that away from the children. | |
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OMG SO MUCH YES | |
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pts 2;1- am im out guys
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OMG! PAINT! YES! | |
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-- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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Member Posts: 6845 |
o..o huh? | |
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The video Ney posted that is Paint. Thats is youtube name. | |
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-- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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OH i twas like .-. i dont understand lolz
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I CAN'T GET THAT SONG BY HIM OUT OF MY HEAD. HE'S SO GOOD. IT'S SO CATCHY. ASDFGHJKL. | |
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