Role Play Here

I am  bored. I find these funny(or touching) and want to share them. Ill try to choose quotes that dont give anything from any books away, but be prepared for spoilers.

“Got that gun?” Peter says to Tobias. “No,” says Tobias, “I figured I would shoot the bullets out of my nostrils, so I left it upstairs.”

― Veronica Roth, Insurgent

“Can you be a girl for a few seconds?"

"I'm always a girl" I frown.

"You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"

I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.”

― Veronica Roth, Divergent

“I read somewhere, one, that crying defies scientific explanation. Tears are only meant to lubricate the eyes. There is no real reason for tear glands to overproduce tears at the behest of emotion.

I think we cry to release the animal parts of us without losing our humanity. Because inside of me is a beast that snarls, and growls, and strains toward freedom, toward Tobias, and, above all, towards life. And as hard as I try, I cannot kill it.”

― Veronica Roth, Insurgent

“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”

― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

“Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?"

He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this" -- he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose -- "distracting?"

I laugh. Boggs looks embarrassed and Finnick looks more like the guy I met at the Quarter Quell”

― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

A few moments of silence pass, and Mina was almost asleep when she heard Jared speaking out in a droning voice. "I'm keeping watch, and I see the river. I see the moon rise over the trees. I see that the forest looks really, really creepy right now. I bet you there is some sort of killer vampire turtle slowly crawling toward us out of the woods. Yep, I can almost hear its little turtley steps inching close to us."

- Fairest(An Unfortunate Fairy Tale Book 2), Chanda Hahn.

"I sit at the kitchen table and put my head down on my arms. I think I understand how life works no.w One mintues you're alive; then, in the next you're not. One minute you love someone deeply; then you hate them. One minutes you're safe; then you're in danger. Those swift endings and beginnings linked forever. Its these moments when you're shunted down a new path, a detour you'd never take if the world hadn't suddenly changed around you and forced you in a different direction."

-The Princess of Las Pulgas. By C. Lee Mckenzie.