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213. He has the sex talk with your child.

I'm only doing one kid for each boy!

Louis: "Alright, Valerie sit down for a sec" He tells your thirteen year old daughter. She sits down next to her on the couch. Louis scratches her neck. "Um you see Val... teens boys are stupid. And they like to do stupid things. I just want you know that." He gets interrupted. "NO! DAD STOP! I DON"T WANT TO HEAR THAT!" Valerie yells. Louis sighs in relief. "Good, I didn't want to tell you. Now lets go get ice cream." He replies as he stands up, Valerie following behind him. "Dad, you realize we learn all of that in school." Sh says as they get in the car. Louis's face changed. "Ew! Why would someone want to learn that in school?"

Liam: "Jayson, you need to understand. Girls are people with feelings. You can't play with their hearts and you can't do anything not innocent with them until they're ready. And when she is ready, you do it nice. Rose petals and soft music. And use protection." He explains. Jay looks up at his dad, a blank look on his face as he squirms in his fathers arms.Liam turns him over and checks his diaper. "Oh! Looks like someone needs a diaper change!" Liam says taking two month old, Jayson back up to his room. "And good talk. Make sure you remember this for the future." He adds laying your son on the changing table.

Niall: "Connor, since you're dating your little beauty we need to lay down some ground rules." He explains. The seventeen year old looks at his dad. "Girls a delicate. You need to take them seriously. They're not an object. When the time comes, You'll be ready and when you're ready you need to take the correct measures. You need to be safe. And be careful.If you're not careful, she can end up pregnant or one of you can get an STD." Connor nods. "I know dad, Mum told me two years ago..." Connor chuckles. Niall nods. "I tried. Let's go get some Nando's get your sister." Niall replies grabbing his keys.

Harry: "Darcy I want you to be careful. Party's and boys don't mix well. Bad things can happen." He explains. The eleven year old looks at him. "What do you mean daddy?" She asked. Harry gulped. "Um well, as boys they get older they become for focused on something called sex. And I don't want them to pressure you. You do it when you're ready. And make sure you take the right steps. Like make him use a condom." He states. Darcy covers her ears. "Alright, that's more than I needed to know. I'm going to Uncle Lou's now." She replied grabbing her overnight bag. "They grow up so fast." Harry shakes his curls.

Zayn: "Mase, we need to talk." He tells your son. Mason looks at his father. "Now girls are beautiful right?" He asks. Mason nodded. "Yeah gorgeous." He replied. "Good, don't mistreat them. If you have those needs, make sure she's ready first. Do not pressure her into anything. And if you don't use protection, she can get pregnant. or worse, You or her can get an STD. You don;t want that right now do you?" Mason shakes his head. "Dad, why are we talking about this?" The fifteen year old asked. Zayn shrugged. "Your mum told me to." Zayn shrugged. Mason laughed. "Alright, now can we play?" Mason pleads. Zayn laughed and grabbed a controller. "Game on."

Not really that sex talk but it was funny to write! ~AlliXx

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I would like to add my two cents-

That deer made me laugh so hard right now.

XD

Harry, Liam, and Louis are my favorites.

o-o

Shh, dun tell no one. XD

Lol.xD

XDD Siba.

"Please hit me as hard as you can"

I think that about a lot of things.

Same with "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" XDD

Sadly, yes. This is what the world has come to. xD I would be like. "Yeah, sure, go ahead and try it yourself." xDD People these days...

Haha.:3 MUSHROOMS.

I don't know this guy but he's hot. I would rape him.

So would I. We are creepers:33

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I go on teen chat.

Nope, I'm in Georgia where it rarely snows. I got a bunch of rain though

I DIDDDD!! We might not have school tomrrow because of that.

No, ohhhh no. No he did not.

That bitch.

How dare he? HOW DARE ELI FORWARD MY CALL?

He wishes to die.

I don't have school either way because we're on Christmas break.